I mau enei kararehe i te waahi kino!

Mena ka korero nga kararehe, ka tono kia tangohia enei whakaahua! 🙂 Whakaae, he whakaahua kino ta tatou katoa? Engari karekau pea ka haea e tatou te urunga kia marara ki runga, karekau he tangata e kite :))) Koia tatou te tangata… Ki te tiki kaamera i te waa!

1. “Tirohia te mahi a to ngeru tino pai!” 2. “I tono mai koe ki ahau kia kimihia to tiiti rota! Kaore ranei?…” 3. Inanahi ra kaore au i tuku ia ia ki waho. I tenei ra i ora semeio ahau. 4. “Toku turu! Ka mahia e au taku e hiahia ana!” 5. “Engari ko koe tonu i korero mo te whakahoutanga inanahi! I awhina noa ahau!” 6. Tena pea, he katakata noa ahau ki a ia. Nona ake te he, karekau he mea hei whakamarara i nga mea. Engari kei te kata tonu ahau 7. “Engari… Naku… i whakaora koe i te nakahi!” 8. “I te tuatahi, he pouaka, katahi ko to pizza!” 9. “He kiore whakamataku i roto i te ruuma!!!” 10. "I whiwhi koe i tetahi reta mai i to hoa wahine o mua, a ka whakatau ahau ki te whakaora i ou uaua" 11. Ae, e mohio ana ahau, na matou ano i whakapataritari ia ia ... 12. He aha koe i hamama ai? Ka hamu koe i a koe i te po, kaore he tangata e kite! 13. “Kaua rawa e tarai ki te whakairi ki runga i ahau, ehara i ahau!” 14. "A kua roa ahau i tohu ki a koe he pai ki te hoko i te hau hau!" 15. Ki tana whakaaro kahore ahau e kite. Aue… 16. Koinei pea te mea tino pai mo aku ngeru. 17. Ko tona aroha mo te tomato he nui atu i te wehi o te whiu, e kore e… 18. “Ae, i tae mai ano ahau !!!” 19. “Ko ia…Na te ngawari…E toru nga paparanga…” 20. “Kare he pai rawa atu tenei taonga tawhito!” 21. “Titiro – ki tonu te ipu para!” 22. Mo etahi take ka whakaaro taku ngeru ko tana parakuihi tenei… 23. Kaore ia e pouri ki tetahi mea. 24. “Kaua e mataku, kua kotahi rau taku mahi i tenei!” 25. “Ko nga mea katoa, ko nga mea katoa, kei te moe ahau” 26. “Aita anei ratou i haapii ia oe i te patoto i te opani?!” 27. “He aha te paura miraka?! He aha tonu to korero? 28. “Kare koe e mau tonu…” 29. “E hoa, kei te kaukau ahau ki konei!” 30. “E te wahine, ma taua ano e whakaaro!” 31. Taku tangata-ngeru ))) 32. “E kore rawa ratou e tiki mai i ahau ki konei!” 33. Ia rā, ka tūtaki mai tētahi kaitiaki o ngā mura ahi ki ahau i te kāinga… 34. Ehara i te ngeru tino mohio, ka kii atu ahau ki a koe… Engari ohaoha. 35. “I hinga ahau ki te keke!” 36. Kare au i te tino mohio he aha tana ahua mataku! Kore rawa ahau i whiua mo tenei mahi. I panui tika koe, ehara tenei i te wa tuatahi… 37. “Ae, ae, mahana tonu, kaua e manukanuka! Kawea mai o manuhiri…” 38. “Ko te papara fluff, whakatara! Te wera-Hurae…” 39. “Me ngana noa ki te tango atu i ahau!!!” 40. “Kati. Tangohia. TAKU. Kakau.” 41. Ka mauria mai e ia he hu ahakoa karekau e uia. Kare i te marama, ka kawea mai e ia ki hea… Kei te rapu matou mo te whare katoa… 42. Maumau tohetohe ahau ki te kaitautai mo te kore perehi i ia ra, i ia ra… 43. I koa maua ko taku tane i te hiahia pai o ta maua tamahine iti tae noa ki to maua kitenga i tenei! 44. “Kua pakaru mai ratou, ka maka he putea ki runga i toku mahunga, ka turakina te ipu para! Karangatia nga pirihimana!!!” 45. “Kaua e māharahara, kei te pai ngā mea katoa, kei te hāneanea ahau!”